Chase Law

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Basic Statistics

"Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another. 

Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover. 

Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem. 

Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom."

Name: "My parents had a sense of humor- they named me Chase Law because they were sure that, one day, the law would chase me."

Age: "I'm nineteen years old, and gearing up for my midlife crisis. I don't see myself living past forty, so I gotta start soon."

Hometown: "Some podunk town in the middle of nowhere, where there wasn't much to do besides get into trouble."

Current Residence: "Here, I guess. I rent a room from some dude I am pretty sure is a vampire? But who am I to judge."

Occupation: "Consider me your resident shit-starter."

Income: "I get by."

Talents/Skills: "Nothing particularly useful. I'm good at fighting shit, holding my liquor, and I can play a mean game of cards, but that's about it."

Birth Order: "I'm the youngest of three, I have an older brother and an older sister somewhere."

Siblings: "Like I said, I have an older brother, Erik, nice enough guy. Pain in my neck, but I'd fight a bitch for him. Then there's our older sister, Katarina. We were never very close, she moved out when I was pretty young. Last I heard she was trying to, I dunno, accomplish something with her life. Show off."

Spouse: "Hah, I can barely put up with myself, do you think there's anybody out there stupid enough to sign paperwork saying they'll put up with me too?"

Children: "Don't have any. Not that I know of, anyway. I'm not exactly a suitable father figure."

Relationship skills: "Poor, at best."

Physical Characteristics:

"Like, it's move slowly or die,

you say, 'You ain't you when you're like this,

this ain't you and you know it.'

But ain't that just the point?"

Height: "I dunno, average? A little under six foot, I'd guess."

Weight: "No idea. I mean, do I look like the sort of guy to weigh myself often?"

Race: "Beats me. Genetically a mutt."

Eye Color: "Dark blue, almost purple in some lights."

Hair Color: "I bleach it to almost-white. It's neat."

Glasses or contact lenses? "I should wear them, but don't. I make it work."

Skin color: "Dark."

Mannerisms: "I have a tough time standing still. I pace a lot."

Habits: "I smoke, I drink. I've done drugs, but stopped. Nothing to do with not liking it, shit just got expensive."

Health: "I'm alive. Haven't seen a doctor in forever."

Hobbies: "Smoking, drinking, fighting, gambling, shooting the shit."

Style: "That implies I got one. I tend to just dress in whatever I like at the time, or whatever's comfy."

Greatest flaw: "Existing? Haha, but in all seriousness, I guess I'm pretty cocky, and that rubs people the wrong way."

Best quality: "I got a sense of humor, does that count?"

Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes: 

"You know, you know me,
I like to get obliterated.
You know, you know me,
to be a bit debilitated.
You know, you know me,
I like it when I'm agitated.
You know, you know me."

Educational Background: "Graduated high school, barely. Got pity-passed mostly, I think. They just didn't want to deal with my bullshit anymore."

Intelligence Level: "I've been told I'm a real smart-ass, so I can't be that dumb, right?"

Any Mental Illnesses? "Something something narcissism."

Character's short-term goals in life: "Buy things I like, eat things I like, drink things I like. Basically, to just have a good time."

Character's long-term goals in life: "Survival? I don't have many dreams or goals or anything like that. No real purpose in life, no drive. It's all cool, though. Survival is enough."

How does Character see himself/herself? "I like to think I'm an okay enough guy."

How does Character believe he/she is perceived by others? "People think I'm kinda a dick. It's hard for people to like me. I don't really have much tact, I say what I mean, and I mean what I say."

How self-confident is the character? "I'm pretty fucking confident in myself- if I'm not, nobody is is gonna be."

Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? "I won't lie, I'm pretty emotional. Not in the kinda sissy way, where I cry all the time, but I get angry like everybody else, and I let that anger take over sometimes."

Emotional Characteristics

"I'm uncontrollable, emotional, chaotically proportional,
I'm visceral, reloadable,
I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy."

Introvert or Extrovert? "I like people, like being around 'em and talking to 'em and shit. I guess you'd call me an extrovert."

How does the character deal with anger? "I tend to let myself see red. Sometimes I even build myself up, fan the flames or whatever."

With sadness? "Eh, I try not to let myself be sad. That's why man made vodka, am I right?"

With conflict? "I like conflict. I like to fight it out. Conflicts can be solved."

With change? "Change happens. It doesn't bother me, I just move on."

With loss? "People die, they leave, nothing is forever, blah blah blah."

What would the character like to change in his/her life? "I guess I'd like to be more likable? But that's probably asking too much, haha."

What motivates this character? "Money, power, fame? No idea. I just like having fun."

What frightens this character? "Boredom. Complacency. Desk jobs. Suits and ties."

What makes this character happy? "Hookers and blow. Nah, I'm just kidding. Sorta. Actually, maybe I'm not."

Is the character judgmental of others? "Yeah, I'm judgmental as fuck. Anybody who claims they don't judge others is a god damned liar."

Is the character generous or stingy? "Eh, that varies. If you ask me for something, I'm not giving you shit, but if I see you genuinely need something, and if I have it, it's yours."

Is the character generally polite or rude? "If you haven't caught on yet, I'm pretty rude."

Spiritual Characteristics

"The sweet surrender of silence forces me to live alone,
locked and loaded, where the hell is peace of mind?"

Does the character believe in God? "There might be a God, or gods. Might not. Doesn't bother me much either way."

What are the character's spiritual beliefs? "I like to think I'm a 'shit-happens'ist."

Is religion or spirituality a part of this character's life? "Religion has never really been important to me."